(Source: h0pesup-high, via a-beautiful--tragedy)
If my jokes offend you:
1. I’m sorry.
2. It won’t happen again.
3. 1 & 2 are lies.
4. You’re a pussy.
(via a-beautiful--tragedy)
i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones
(Source: secret-paranoia, via a-beautiful--tragedy)